If you guys fell in love with Lady Gaga at the Oscars this weekend, (Took you years, didn’t it?) than you and your Sound of Music Blu-Ray DVD must be jumping in joy with the news that Lady Gaga is transitioning to television. And not just any television, but American fucking Horror Story.
This casting choice makes total since, being that her history of fashion choices are similar to almost every costume featured on AHS-Just saying. If you’re not into Gaga, then maybe this news will make you rejoice: Season 5 of American Horror Story will be called “Hotel.” Yes, American Horror Story Hotel. We’re thinking something reminiscent to Disney’s Tower of Terror or those horrid Super 8 Motels you had to settle for to get laid that one drunken night (when you live at home, you’ll take anything).
American Horror Story season 5 will premiere this October; exactly what day in October, we still don’t know, but it’s a spooky month for a spooky series that will likely consist of more maids (bring back the red head!) and drugged-out celebrity guests (don’t bring back Montgomery!). However, will it be the same without Jessica Lange? The classic beauty will not be returning next season, which has us scratching our heads and asking, “Can season 5 really live up to the series without Lange?”
We’ll have to wait to find out, so until then Netflix has the first three seasons of American Horror Story, currently streaming, to keep us company. All three seasons showcase Jessica Lange’s remarkable talent, which our writer Jack so carefully documented here. We’re all going to miss Jessica Lange, so why not take a stroll down memory lane?
Source: Vanity Fair