Top Ten Mostest Awkwardest Netflix Movie Titles

Although these aren’t especially bad movies, they are surely the most awkwardest Netflix movie titles that you can find.

10. The Strange Color of Your Body’s Tears

The sequel to Martin Scorsese’s The Green Color of Your Wallet’s Money

9. As Tears Go By

The name may be taken from a Rolling Stones song and the film may be from a great director, but tears simply do not ever “go by.” Trust me, I speak from experience; they only fall downwards.

8. The Power of Few


7. Puncture Wounds

A chapter in the popular Things You Find on Corpses franchise, a series that includes Steven Seagal’s Exit Wounds, Jean Claude Van Damme’s Look! Bruises! and Tom Berenger’s Semen. I mean Semen starring Tom Berenger.


6. InAPPropriate Comedy

This sketch compilation was written and directed by the Israeli born, Offer Shlomi, A.K.A. the Shamwow/Slapchop guy. Let’s face it, the guy knows how to capitalize the letters the 18-34 demo goes gaga for.


5. The Dynamiter

Originally titled The Explosion Decider


4. Elf Bowling: The Movie

Not to be confused with J.R.R. Tolkien’s Elf Bowling: The Movie

Someday I’ll finish reading the name of this movie.

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