As I do every day, I posted the new titles on Netflix, one of those that caught my eye was a thriller on Netflix called Missionary. It basically takes the idea of Boy Next Door and replaces the schoolboy crush aspect with something much sexier…. Mormons. Two elders come upon a single mother and her son playing football in the front yard, as most single mothers do.
The mother becomes romantically entangled with one of them and when the boys father comes back in the picture, the Mormon boy realizes his big ol’ glass of poon juice just ran dry and he gets incredibly jealous… and just one day before her baptism! Take a look at the trailer and then we’ll discuss the ups and downs.
UP Nothings scarier than the sight of two Mormons approaching your house. I always hear a big CA-CHUNG whenever someone mentions Christ around me.
UP NEVER LET A MORMON TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF IN FRONT OF YOU! It’s single lady kryptonite!
DOWN I think she picked the wrong Mormon, sure he’s handsome… but judging by the other man’s glasses, he has decent health insurance.
UP Promises of steamy sex scenes! Indeed… God IS good! “No… keep your shirt on. It’s sexier.”
UP UH OH! Tension! Daddy’s back in the picture!
UP Things look like they’re heating up. If there’s anything Mormons seem to hate more than someone questioning their religion, it’s change.
DOWN That woman’s face! Restraining orders totally work, you shouldn’t have waited so long to turn in your paperwork.
UP This Mormon is PISSED! With shots that remind you of The Shinning and The Good Son, we’re looking at something that has done its homework.
Overall, the film has a well cut trailer and even though the premise is a bit over done, that doesn’t mean that they didn’t do it right.
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