Because we all hate our shitty jobs as much as Dante.
2. Dante Hicks: You hate people!
Randal Graves: But I love gatherings. Isn’t it ironic?
4. Dante Hicks: Are there any balls down there?
Jay: About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!
6. A little word of advice, my friend. Sometimes you gotta let those hard-to-reach chips go.
8. Melodrama coming from you seems about as natural as an oral bowel movement.
10. My mom’s been fuckin’ a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.