Because we all hate our shitty jobs as much as Dante.

2. Dante Hicks: You hate people!

Randal Graves: But I love gatherings. Isn’t it ironic?

4. Dante Hicks: Are there any balls down there?

Jay: About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!

6. A little word of advice, my friend. Sometimes you gotta let those hard-to-reach chips go.

8.  Melodrama coming from you seems about as natural as an oral bowel movement.

10.  My mom’s been fuckin’ a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.